Happy Easter!

You're supposed to eat chocolate until you throw up. - Renee (When asked about Easter)





Momma bird - baby bird in the afternoon.

Nanny New Business

Delia (our nanny) has decided to really ramp up her new business strategy. In nanny terms what that means is telling Renee and I she is having dreams about Renee being pregnant and having another girl. This is coupled with the fact that we have just recently graduated to the parenting phase which I call phase 2 – I can actually begin to fathom how two people can two babies. I can’t see it for myself, but I’ve seen others survive such encounters and at least on the surface seem to have no visible signs of scarring.

To be fair, I only know 3 phases as of now. They are probably best described in relation to Ace Ventura 2. See here for a refresher

Phase 1 - 1 Dart. I call this the Highlander Phase. There can be only one. Just strolling along and all of a sudden a shrimp is in someone’s abdomen. Brace yourself!

Phase 2 - 2 Darts. I can begin to see the realm of possibilities how two people could procreate 2 times and survive such experiences. Movement is slowed along with brain and other critical functions.

Phase 3 - 3 Darts. 3 babies. You are outnumbered. Seems more like a theory than anything. All activities in your life now become centered around inputs or outputs of food. Clothing optional, the more tribal the better. Sanity also optional see Beth and Steve Moss for a first hand account of such encounters.